Absolutely Fabulous Lyrics

EDINA: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best darling.
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous,
We're absolutely fabulous.
PATSY: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderfull individual...
EDINA: Oh thank you, darling.
PATSY: ...and remember, I've known you longer that your daughter.
EDINA: Champers all right for you, Pats?
PATSY: Lovely, Sweety.
EDINA: Shell we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?
PATSY: Oh, whatever, Sweetie.

EDINA: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.
PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music.
EDINA: Bip bip bip, bop bop bop.
PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music.
EDINA: Ride on time, ride on time Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: That's fabulous, darling!
PET SHOP BOYS We're absolutely fabulous.
PATSY: That'S fabulous.
EDINA: Good. Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling. Names, names, names! Harper's, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloddy ssinian blood Vogue, darling! Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Lacroix, Sweetie, Lacroix. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Pump up the volume!
PET SHOP BOYS: We're absolutely fabulous.
EDINA: Just put the needle on the record.
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Pump up the volume!
PET SHOP BOYS: We're absolutely fabulous.
EDINA: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?
EDINA: Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I'm chanting as ew speak, bye, bye darling.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Champers all right for you, Pats?
PATSY: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights. Bums so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
EDINA: Bye, Pats. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. Lacroix, Sweetie. La-La-La-Lacroix.
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous.
EDINA: Let the music life you up, darling!
PET SHOP BOYS: We're absolutely fabulous.
PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music.
PET SHOP BOYS: Absolutely fabulous.
EDINA: It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, Sweetie.
PET SHOP BOYS: We're absolutely fabulous.
EDINA: Are you ready for this, Sweetie?
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. I'm chanting as we speak, bye, bye, darling.
Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Ong, plong, kerplinky, plong. Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!
PATSY: It's fabulous.
EDINA: Good. Thank you.