Make My Boobies One More Size Songtext

von Weird Al Yankovic

Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't riot
My boobies, boobies
My breasts are completely full
And now my sweater is tighter
Surgery I want to be a D
They grow memory
I want them to show now
No because my chest-flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these
Paid for these
I looked 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size
Oh baby, baby
I got double Ds
It's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
You're so big and oh so new
That's just the way I've planed it
Godly all those things were nody
See me baby barely wearing clothes now
Just because my chest-flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I've paid for these
Paid for these
I looked 32 I am just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

(Here the song continues with the background music of "Crazy")

Boobies
Boobies I lie about you
I'll make up something
I'll say they grew
Boobies
hen I jump around
They keep on movin'
Each one weights 15 pounds
I did not have surgery
My chest is growing
It's just puberty
They grew like crazy
I was asleep
I was an A-CUP
Now I am a D
They grew like crazy
You beliebe right
My boobies got so huge almost over night
They grew like crazy
Those things ain't cheap
I'm so inflated
Unless they leave
They grew like crazy
You believe me right
My boobies got so huge almost over night