Christmas at Ground Zero Songtext

von Weird Al Yankovic

It's
Christmas at ground zero, there's music in the air.The sleigh
Bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin', While the air
Raid sierens blair.

It's Christmas at ground zero, the button has been pressed. The
Radio just let us know that htis is not a test.

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin', It's the end of all
Humanity. No more time for last minute shoppin'. Its time to face
Your final destiny.

It's Christmas at ground zero, There's panic in the crowd. We can
Dodge debry while we trim the tree underneath a mushroom cloud.

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop. Or jackfrost on
Your window sill - but if someone's cimbin' down your chimney..
You better load your gun and shoot to kill!

It's Christmas at ground zero, and if the radiation level's OK -
I'll go out with you, and see all the new, mutations on New
Years' Day.

It's Christmas at ground-zero, just seconds left to go. I'll duck
And cover with my yule-tide lover, underneath the mistletoe.

It's Christmas at ground zero, now the missles are on their way.
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday.
What a crazy ol' fluke! We're gonna get nuked! -- on this jolly -
Holiday ----