Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies boobies,
My chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,
Oh boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely faux,
And now my sweater's tight.
Yeah
Surgery, I want to be a "G"
Bigger mammaries,
I want them to show now,
Oh because,
CHORUS:
My chest flatness was killing me,
And I,
I must confess,
I paid for these, paid for these.
I look 32, I'm just a child,
I am a crime.
Make my boobies one more size.
Oh baby baby
I got Double "D"'s it's true,
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies, you are so big, and ,oh, so new
That's just the wasy I planned it!
Golly,
RollingStone was naughty.
See me, baby, barely wearing clothes now.
Oh because
CHORUS