Vance the Vegetarian Zombie Lyrics

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Zombie zombie

The zombie apocalypse
Was a great time
For all of the zombies but one
They devoured the living
And chewed on their brains
But Vance never had any fun

Vance the vegetarian zombie
Never ate any brains
Vance the vegetarian zombie
Walked around screaming "GRAINS!"

One time a zombie killed a man
Ripped the head right off him
Took a bite, passed it to Vance who said,
"Is there a vegetarian option?"

Vance the vegetarian zombie
Never ate any brains
Vance the vegetarian zombie
Thought eating human was inhumane.

All of the other zombies
Used to laugh and call him names
Like "Blrhrhugh"
And "Bazholllhuehgh"
They all sorta sounded the same

Vance the vegetarian zombie
Never ate any brains
They never let poor Vancy
Join in any zombie games

He cried so hard, his eyes popped out
And that's when he spotted Regan
She had beautiful bowels
And long flowing skin
But most important,
She was a vegan

Vance the vegetarian zombie
Never ate any brains
Vance the vegetarian zombie
Gave Regan his heart and some veins

Vance the vegetarian zombie
Never ate any brains
Vance the vegetarian zombie
Walked around screaming
Walked around screaming
Walked around screaming,
"GRAAAAINS!"