Big Fat Road Manager Songtext

von The Arrogant Worms

Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass
He's got a big gut and a big fat ass

CHORUS:
He's the big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (big fat road manager)
He makes sure that the systems won't feedback (big fat road manager)
He yells "check one" 'til his face turns blue (big fat road manager)
Don't you wish he could count to two?

CHORUS

The contract says there's beer for free (big fat road manager)
A bottle for you and a case for me (big fat road manager)
I'll make sure you've a place to stay (big fat road manager)
Then I'll eat your deli tray

CHORUS

You may wonder why the road manager's so wide
He's the one who blocks the door when the tax collector comes by

The tour hits the road he spends his day (big fat road manager)
At an all-you-can-eat-buffet (big fat road manager)
But if he can come to terms (big fat road manager)
He will manage the Arrogant Worms

CHORUS
(As our big fat road manager...)

He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
He's fat (big fat road manager)
Big fat road manager

Big fat road manager
Big fat road manager

Is this thing on?