Drink with Me Lyrics

CHORUS:
Drink with me, drink with me
Drink with me, drink with me
Drink with me, drink with me
Drink with me, drink with me

I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool
I'm slurring all my words and I'm coverd in my own drool
I threw up on my girlfriend and we got in a fight
Man, oh man, what a farging great night

Well, I wake up the next morning and my head is full of pain
And I swear to God I will never drink again
But six o'clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV
So I call up all my buddies and they come drink with me

CHORUS

Have a drink to your health, then go throw up on yourself

Well after six or seven pints I figured I was hosed
So I had another five until the bar was closed
I staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate
When I woke up the next morning I was wearing what I ate

I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw
Peas and corns and bicycle parts and meat that still looked raw
I stumbled in the kitchen and I had myself a beer
Alcohol, alcohol, you are a friend so dear

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Drink for England, drink for France, drink until you pee your pants

Woke up at 6 p.m., I needed liquor and a friend
So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of its pen
We drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games
Then wandered otu into the snow and tried to pee our names

We staggered to the bar and we ordered a pint
The waiter said he couldn't, he said "We don't serve swine"
The pig he punched the waiter, grabbed the drinks and oinked at him
"That's no way to talk to my new best friend"

CHORUS

99 bottles of beer on the wall, me and the pig will drink them all

CHORUS

Don't blow all your bucks for ale, 'cause we've got compact discs for sale