On the Beach
Busy waxing up my surfboard
Babies come along and look
Just staring at my tight shorts
I say Hello
Come over for a chat and beer
Baywatch-mikel hits the scene :
It's forbidden what you're doin here
Face now I hit you right up in your face
Face now, I hit your pretty pretty face.
Two days later
Hang around the same spot
Surfing with Archy and K Slater
I take the wave
Ready to do the bottomturn
A rookie crosses my line
Here's my lesson for you to learn
Face now, I hit your pretty pretty face
I smack my fist right in your face
Face now...
At the party
There was a really cute frenchy
I pinch her in her heini
She screams aloud and then she...
Face now...