Eddies Are Back Songtext

von Mr. Ed Jumps The Gun

We step back on the stage, just out of the cage
Where we were locked in in the last decade
The four of the top, doin their famous job
Pump up the volume, righty right to kick the mob
Two little eddies have comin down to earth
Lynn and lotti, with a little help from a nurse
So everybody is knowin, that we wanna doin
Not the hucklebuck and the j.d is goin
Sitting in a diner and i'm checking out the fries
Quite nice each slice, but they're lacking some spice
So I spread a little ketchup, squeeze a little mayonnaise
Salt and pepper, vinegar, still : no taste
Half a bottle hotsauce, I guess it's gonna do it
I chew and chew it, I realize I blow it
Up , I 'm jumping to the men's location
Forget about the taste, it's a question of digestion

Eddies are back with a sick sex attack to till ya
Eddies are back with a schnickschnackpack to spill ya

Spill ya, till ya, ilja richter
Space got his original suit,believe me, will ya
Dressed up like that, so tight, it squeeze your balls
Anyway, beauty must suffer, after all
If uglyness means wellness, so let me say
We are healthy, cause a make-up-artist told some day
You are the worst looking guys I had on my chair
Let the faggot drivel, now to J.D. with no hair
Boop! Here I am. I am the Marlboroman
And i'm smoking more crap than a human being can
I stick em in my face, light it up with my desire
Scuse me for a second, cause my moustache caught fire
Hey twenty bucks a day buddy, yeah that's my pay
But they wouldn't give me a dime if I was a gay
So i'm wearing this cowboy-shit, looking like an idiot
Quick quick, gimme a new cigarette

Eddies are back.....

Kick it, trick it- play a little cricket
Yeah you wanna pick it, but don't be so wicked, I gonna
Stick it, lick it to a heartattack
J.D. come on over, take the mic and do another smack
Eddies are back and eddies got an eddietude
Drinks for free and the girlies nude
Cause a horse will always be a horse of cause
So don't make a fuzz gals and give me your bras