0-Rhesus Negativ (engl.) Lyrics

No Panic 19760-Rhesus Negativ (engl.) No Panic 1976It was midnight, and I went walkingand I noticeda scary man with a large hatfollowing meand then he spoke to mesmacking with grinding teeth:"Oh, would you be so kind asto tell me your blood type?"I thought to myself, that's a vampire;one must be careful.I said: "Just a minute, I'll look at my identification."O-Rh-negative. Then he screwed up his faceand said: "Darn it! That's just the kind that I can't tolerate!"To console him, I invited himfor a glass of beer.But he said that wouldn't be any pleasure for him:"It must be this special red juice.There is only one drink that I find good, and that is blood!"We conversed with one another very wellabout the weather, God, and the world,and he told me about his vampire lifeand that he enjoyed it a lot.He said: "I don't need to slave away,running to the office every day.During the day I sleep in my sarcophagus,and at night I go out drinking!"Well, if that is the case, then I would like to be a vampire, too.Then he said, "Turn in your application atthe Transylvanian office of testingand for that you'll need a certificate from your dentistbecause if your teeth are too shortyou will never get into our club!"