Drink Drank Punk Lyrics

Gulp, gulp, gulp I want to drink more beer until I puke drink drank punk i'm so cool I can drink so much I can drink more than you drink drank punk met a girl at the bar oh she was a 10 at 2:00 I gave her four stars oh I took her home she spent the night oh at 10:00 am she was a fright some old guy bought me some alcohol we got drunk at the mall drink drank punk mom's gonna get us at the mall oh in a drunken stupor hope I don't fall oh I chew on a big wad of gum oh mom won't notice, she's old and dumb drink drank punk