I Hate Myself and Want to Die - with Beavis & Butt-Head Intro Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Are you ready to rock?
Want you please welcome Beavis and Butt-head!

Da da da da daa
Da da da da da da...

Shut up Beavis, that's not how it goes.
Uhhhh.
This is cool.
So like uhh, here's one we just wrote.

Uhhumm!

Running nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still haven't had my fulfill

In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?
In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?

Broken heart and broken bones
Finger plaster cast and horse pills
One more quirky cliched phrase
You're the one I wanna refill

In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?
In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?

(Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral,
Which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws,
Can make a child look like a deer)

In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?
In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?

Running nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still haven't had my fulfill

In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?
In the someday - What's that sound?
End it someday - What's that song?

Woow! That kicked ass!
Yeah, yeah. It ruled, it ruled.