Useless Stuff Lyrics

I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world,
I'm a genius of, useless stuff,
Some people they gotta work,
Well I just hang around,
Dreaming up, useless stuff.

So if I call you from time to time,
I said my life is such a drag,
I feel like a hag, well please shut me up,
Would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight,
And I'll be your, useless stuff.

Oh now everybody wants to be our friend,
So we act real Zen,
And hang around with movie stars,
So if I call you from time to time,
I said my life is such a drag,
And I feel like a hag, please kick my ass,
Girl would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight,
I'll be your, useless stuff,
Said I'll be your, useless stuff,
Now I'll be your, useless stuff?