Little Billy Lyrics

Little Billy
Album: Odds & Sods

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time

Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Little Billy didn't mind

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
And Billy always followed the rules

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, ha...Little Billy didn't mind

Billy was big on the outside
And there's an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burn every day
And Billy's still doing fine

Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
Their smoking game's a reality now
And cancer's seed is sown

Ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, ha, Little Billy didn't mind

Most of them smoke nearly forty a day
A habit Billy doesn't share
One by one, they're passing away
Leaving orphans to Billy's care
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, ha...Little Billy does't mind
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Ah, ha, ha, ha...Little Billy's doing fine