Naked At An Award Ceremony Songtext

von Robbie Williams

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Der Songtext "Naked At An Award Ceremony" von Robbie Williams handelt von einem Moment, in dem der Sänger sich nackt bei...

I'm naked at an award ceramony
I'm hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he's eating canapes
I've got a laser pen
And I'm shining it on Salmon Rushdies forehead - like that
Missing Brian May's hair by a fraction
Yeah I'm naked
But nobody seems to mind
Record company exec.s tuck into their meat and two veg
I wince but carry on with a tall story about tapestry
The theme tune to Howard's Way plays gleefully in the background
And everybody taps their feet
Meatloaf wets himself and he's gotta leave
So I might have to fill his place in the show
And I duet with a chauffeur who's driving Whitney Houston or somebody like that
And we sing 'Abide With Me' at the top of our voices
To my surprise I get an erection
Not a full on erection like Jeff Striker
But a timid Aled Jones sort of affair
Anyway, my singing partner is appalled and leaves the stage
Through the medium of dance I explain what Shirley Bassey's back garden looks like
Brings the house down
Everyone gets cold and leaves