Dickhead Songtext

von Robbie Williams

This is ?T? to the motherfucking ?Ofty?
What's your problem, dickhead

Don't kick my dog, dickhead
Don't beep at me, dickhead
Why d?you mug me off in my car, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
There's a dickhead in your mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made, dickhead

Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
Why d?you piss me off in first class, dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, 'kin Raas Clart
Where's the chorus dickhead

(Dickhead)
Give me my lines

Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby

If you diss me you'll sell copy, dickhead
What d?you expect, dickhead
Radiohead, dickhead
This is pop, dickhead
Size tens, dickhead
Break your shins, dickhead
My security are a vicious crew
They'll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick fuck out of you
You're going home in a Staffordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at your bird, dickhead
She was looking at me, dickhead
Who do I think I am, dickhead
Who the fuck are you, dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a sh.it
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it, dickhead
Where's the chorus? No chorus? Dickhead!

Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely, baby

(?T? to the motherfucking ?Ofty?
That's right, I'm Tofty.
?T? to the motherfucking ?Ofty?
That's right, I'm Tofty.)
I've got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
(The shit is bananas - B A N A N A S - the shit is bananas)
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
No horse shit, cow shit, dog shit, no, real shit
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
I got a bucket of shit, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shit
Not dog shit, cow shit, horse shit, real shit

(Can we do it again)

Why d?you cut me up in my car, dickhead
Why d?you say bad things ?bout my bra, dickhead
I've got nothing for you, dickhead
Go to bed, dickhead
Don't wake up, dickhead
Who gives a fuck, dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you
'Cause you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner, he's a dickhead, too, like you,
Dickhead

Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely, that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me, 'cause I'm so lovely, baby
Isn't it lovely

(I'd say you are
There's one out every night
It's not one, just like
All do it and they're buggers
I know you're calling it lahlahlahlah
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo)

Isn't it lovely

(You dickheads are spoiling it
For tits
Like us)

Baby

Dickhead