Magneto and Titanium Man Songtext

von Paul McCartney

Well, I was talking last night, Magneto and Titanium Man.
We were talking about you, babe, they said you was involved in a robbery
That was due to happen at a quarter to three in the main street.

I didn't believe them, (I didn't believe them), Magneto and Titanium Man.
But when the Crimson Dynamo finally assured me, well, I knew-
You was involved in a robbery that was due to happen at a quarter to three in the main street.

So we went out, Magneto and Titanium Man, and the Crimson Dynamo came along for the ride.
We went to town with the library, and we swung all over that long, tall bank in the main street.

Well, there she were and to my despair, she's a five star criminal, breaking the code.
Magneto said, now the time has come to gather our forces and run, oh no, this can't be so.
Then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad, Magneto was mad, Titanium too
And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more, you were the law.

We went to town with the library, and we swung all over that long, tall bank in th emain street.
You know the one I mean?

Well, there she were and to my despair, she's a five star criminal, breaking the code.
Magneto said, now the time has come to gather our forces and run, oh no, this can't be so.
Then it occurred to me, you couldn't be bad, Magneto was mad, Titanium too
And the Crimson Dynamo just couldn't cut it no more, you were the law.