Radio-Friendly Song Songtext

von Jon Lajoie

Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo

So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron

You assume that the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this

But you are wrong

They want a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly song

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song
Unoriginal melody

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin' songs

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay

You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible

But you are wrong

They want a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly song

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
Piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t

I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
Corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking
Lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter
Radio friendly piece of sh*t

God, I hate this sh*t