Krampus Carol (from the League) Songtext

von Jon Lajoie

Silent Night,
Scary night,
Krampus creeps up,
To give you fright,
You've been naughty, lazy and bad,
So I'll steal you from your mommy and dad,
Eat you piece by piece,
Eat you piece by piece,
Silent Night,
Scream in fright,
Children quake at the sight,
You were a dick for most of the year,
Now it's payback and you're filled with fear,
Put you in my sack,
Die in my Krampus sack,
Dashing throw the snow,
Making bad kids pay,
Running on the bad homes,
Scaring children all the way,
Ha-ha-ha,
Munching, kick and curse,
Giving children fright,
What fun it is
To scare them with a Krampus song tonight,
Krampus spells,
Kids all yell,
Krampus ruined your day,
Make your life a living hell
And eat a child filet,
Krampus throws,
Kids in hell,
Scared on Chirstmas Day,
He'll trap you with his Krampus sack,
Much to your dismay,
(Ha-ha-ha!)
Thrashing, kick and curse,
Giving children fright,
What fun it is to
Scare them with
A Krampus song tonight!
Krampus spells,
Kids all yell,
Krampus ruined your day,
He'll make your life a living hell,
And eat a child filet,
Hey!
Ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
Krampus spells,
Kids in hell,
Scared on Chirstmas Day,
He'll attack you with his Krampus sack
...
Much to your dismay!