Vaginal Hubris (from the League) Songtext

von Jon Lajoie

Yo, This song's dedicated to a very confident woman
That's right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.

She's proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam
Is well groomed.
Thinks that she's the real deal, all other pussies are
Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her
Vulva's one of Barbera Walters' most fascinating

According to her vag all other pussies are useless.
Her pussy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.

She said you're never gonna leave, I've got the best
Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.
I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there's
A lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea.
She said, My pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you'll
Never find any better so you're never gonna leave.
I said, Guess what girl? I'm leaving, I want out of
Cause your way too confident and it's my hypothesis
That you've got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

If her pussy made movies, it'd be Stanley Kubrick.
She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.
If coochies were the News, She'd be Huey Lewis.
Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when
You take off your underwear.
She may be overconfident, but maybe her pussy sings and
Dances like Fred Astaire.

Let's get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.