Fear Boner (from the League) Lyrics

It's hard to stay soft in a frightening world
It's easy to lose control
You stand tall like man
But you're scared like a little girl
You try to hide it but we all know
You have a Fear Boner raging in your pants
Fear Boner that you don't understand
Fear Boner do not be ashamed
In due time it will return to its flaccid state