Birthday Song Songtext

von Jon Lajoie

Its yout birthday today
What does that mean?
I guess I'll try to explain
That 5 years ago on this day
It was the first timeyour parents saw your beautiful face
And 9 months before thatmagical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and grinking wine
Happy birthday And when they got home, they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee wee was hard as a rock
And at this point, your mom wanted to give your dad head
Butour dad also wanted to give your mom head
So they formed a 69
And our mom came at least 3 times
And your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And he realized his mistake
He had ejeculated and it was too late
Happy birthday