Anchor Baby (from the League) Songtext

von Jon Lajoie

Your body is perfect
From head to toe
There's never been one finer
And it's because I love you so
That I want to make you fat and stretch out your vagina
Baby
Only an Anchor Baby
Can save a wanker like me
I hanker to anchor my lady's spanker
3 inches up, in your baby cranker
That bundle of joy will be like an anchor
An anchor baby for me
Your skin is as soft as the wings of a dove
And your lips, they are heaven's door
The only way I can keep your love
Is for your boobs to race your ass down to the floor
Baby
Only an Anchor Baby
Can save a wanker like me
You'll be my permanent man-gravy banker
Bigger than a Navy super-tanker
That bundle of joy will be like an anchor
An Anchor Baby for me
And then you'll be mine, 'till the end of time
Unless I meet someone younger, at the gym