(It's) Hairspray Lyrics

CORNY
And now, broadcast live in front of
A live studio audience, for the
First time from the certified, up-to code
WYZT studio
It's the Corny Collins Hairspray Spectacular!

COUNCIL GIRLS
He's Corny!!

CORNY
...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!

What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind

But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray

And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With "Ultra Clutch" faithfully

So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!

COUNCIL KIDS
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

CORNY
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray

COUNCIL KIDS
Hairspray! Wow!

CORNY
That's me!

CORNY & COUNCIL KIDS
What makes a man
Reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!
So if you're a redhead
A blonde or brunette
Just take my advice
And you might just get

CORNY
The only thing better than hairspray
That's me!

COUNCIL KIDS
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

COUNCIL GIRLS
He's Corny Collins!

CORNY
The only thing better than hairspray

COUNCIL KIDS
Hairspray! Wow!

CORNY
That's me!

COUNCIL KIDS
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!
Do wow!

CORNY
"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"

COUNCIL MEMBER
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!