Big, Blonde And Beautiful Lyrics

MAYBELLE
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy
I'm a growing girl

I offer big love
With no apology
How can I deny the world
The most of me

I am not afraid
To throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful
Face the fact
It's simply irrefutable

No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When girl we're servin' up
The whole damn feast

Slice off a piece
Of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside
My book of recipes
Now, don't you sniff around
For something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings
A man-size appetite
We'll use a pinch of sugar
And a dash of spice
We'll let ya lick the spoon
Because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven
'Til it's good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Because i'm...

Big, blonde and beautiful
There's nothing ?bout us
That's unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers
Timid and afraid
When Edna
You look like the whole parade!

They said white has might
And thin is in
Well that's just bull
?Cause ladies, big is back
And as for black it's Beautiful

All shapes and sizes follow me
Who wants a twig
When you can have the whole tree