Hot and Cold Songtext

von Eels

Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or...
In other parts of this wonderfull land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it

Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty..., whatever
Anyway

Whatever dude, Ok, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen

That is the sound of Hot
Ssshhhhhttttt.

That is the sound of Cold

Listen again

Hot

Cold

In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, everywhere we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FEEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no, … no clapping
It's you're problem not mine
I'm just wondering, anyone having the same problem
I'm just checking

Hot, hot, hot, … BURN
Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Feel the warm water
It's not BURNING
It's not FREEZING COLD
It's in the middle, its warm warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water

I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much