Convoy Songtext

von Bloodhound Gang

I'm royalty throwin' down, so turn up the percussion
Let me fill you all in to my little introduction
I'm a micro making sticky by a quarter to three
Let your girfriend touch my penis and send you out when I please
Well I'm knockin' my boots and when I'm knockin' my boots
And when I ...
Oh Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm hingin' on your dream like ...
I'm the ... cradle turns you out ... been about
... whisky ... around you without a doubt
Kickin' it kick it kick it all the way live
Sweeter sweeter the sweeter sweeter than a bee hive
And I'm javin' javin' javin' javin' all that jive
Livin' live large is the way that I try
Strong enough for a man but now I'm dazed as a ...
She's ... as Chutes and Ladders and ... the EQ
Over ... is ... and too young for ...
Stuff a turkey I would ... and father it with gravy
Now I'm mockin' Ultra Man and I hate to ...
My skin's so damn ... thinkin' something's thats ...
When it comes to the ladies I prefer the one night's stand
I'd rather deal a bitch than put my dick in my hand
Women are the reasons for the biggest complications
When it comes to wackin' ... you know there is a reservation
I got a ..ca... like Richard with the school is Michael Knight
With an attitude ... fly a kite
Me and KGB and Mike we just don't give a dang
We're bad ruly gangsters we're the Apple Dumpling Gang
And like ... chicken I'm finger lickin' it good
I could tell 'em ... as well as I could
Tastes like blackened coffee ... vanilla ... as the drop
I said turn the micro... on to the ... like Jimmy Pop

We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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He's got a mind like Einstein and hair like Ralph Mouth
Skippy K's like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
My name is Skippy K and I'm the ... back
And I'll make your heads go spinnin' as if you were smokin' crack
We picked the point in time to get with some kind of knack
All of them is wack Jack so ... to the whole pack
We're in the captain's category, division league of our own
So if you have to be the ho call us up on the phone
Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group
And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a loop
A loop it loop it loop it bustin' out through the air
So now you wanna hear some rhymes from my man if you can
I got my hand in my pocket and my finger's on the trigger
My pulse is gettin' ... still not gettin' larger
We boomin' crashin' crashin' boom we're just like the thunder
What doesn't kill us makes us larger so you better put us under
Under the sea in an octopus's garden
... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon
Don't you have to give us ... for our ... screw
Yeah we should let you ... us and you were standing on our shoes
But who wouldn't K? Whatcha know is ... ..nny
We'll give you the moon but we'll make your day sunny
Stuff it deep inside just like a Jack-in-the-Box
Ya eatin' bageles and locks and we're out with your socks
Your socks your socks your slave would have been smarter
... too stupid for like you were Jimmy Carter

We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alkaseltzer that's right you're a seagull
Now I'm clearin' up my mess and I'm makin' some space
For ... Micro Bo Bass
So don't get me mad or I'll turn loose and ...
Like I'm built like my skills so get your hands off my ankles
With black ... hand I'll turn into a Ninja
Cut you up in seconds like a ...
Tear me down we're on a Rampage, it never gets by
Like a ... my laundry ... sirens
Sleep a day for a week like I'm a Rip Van Winkle
And I'm only wakin' up when I'm takin' a tinkle
Jimmy Pop in your mouth like a tuna there are two
Because there's a rock in my shoe and ... might be you
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
(AHHH!)
So if you try to be me y'all just livin' a lie
Pack up all your belongings kiss your momma goodbye
Drive away in a car I'll put a ... in a rap
...
Like the Hardy Boys are makin' noise and ... around the plot
See everybody overlooked the fact that ... was a Nazi
... make the lantern jammy jam and shake the ...
Yo wanted twin powers ... more ... than ice my breakers
Now I'm ...
... challenge my authority
'cause being in my presence ... survive
...
... mic in my hand I will start to ...
I'm the ruler of the world ... auf nouvedersen

We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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We got ... the night
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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
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