Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wollet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
retrofit the pudding hatch ohh lala
With the boing swatter

(Chorus)

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazilien wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wringle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ohh lala with the pork steeple

(Chorus)

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where