The TISM Finance Plan Offer Lyrics

Better than Ghandi, better than Christ;
Have a look at our offer, try and match our price -
Every single day is the twenty - fifth of December
'Cos here are the words you gotta remember.

Chorus:
No repayment - no interest

It'll never happen at the A.N.Z. bank,
But it's been done before, I'll be frank -
What do you get when you spare the rod?
What do you get when you give your life to God?

What do you get when you fall in love?
What do you get from praying to above?
What do you get from being a fan?
What do you get from the family of man?

"No repayment, no interest" - what more can we say?
The TISM finance plan offer is here to stay;
Take a look at your life, it's no use pretending -
You've accepted our offer, and you're the one lending.