Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics

Everyone else has had more sex than me

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in trees;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Corporate capers and office amour;

Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end them'
Is the orb weaver spider's, whose predicable
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rivals die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckons it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does everybody else get that feeling?
(?)
Does everyone think