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Ten Points for a Razor Scooter Songtext
von TISM
Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too
No points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for you
Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping
But here's the way to maximm points, you'll do it without trying
Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid
Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver
Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it "Non-Survivor"
Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven
Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven
There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops "He just came out of nowhere"
One point for road rage tailgaiters
Two for custom license platers
Three for the Beamer driving ponce
Four for a limo full of debutantes
Five for the re-made retro classic
Six for the original while we're at it
Seven if it's open-top red and sporty
Bonus if the driver's over forty
Eight for bumper-sticker teasers
Remember to honk if you love Jesus
We must observe equal opportunity
Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody.
No points for hitting P Platers, they do the work for you
Three points for a Volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping
But here's the way to maximm points, you'll do it without trying
Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid
Smash a Pumpkin, kill a Heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver
Hit anyone on Reality TV, call it "Non-Survivor"
Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven
Five for a World Business Leader, plus six for S Eleven
There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops "He just came out of nowhere"
One point for road rage tailgaiters
Two for custom license platers
Three for the Beamer driving ponce
Four for a limo full of debutantes
Five for the re-made retro classic
Six for the original while we're at it
Seven if it's open-top red and sporty
Bonus if the driver's over forty
Eight for bumper-sticker teasers
Remember to honk if you love Jesus
We must observe equal opportunity
Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody.
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TISM- 1.Bullshit
- 2.If You're Not Famous At 14, You're Finished
- 3.Five Yards
- 4.Who the Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet
- 5.Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
- 6.Who the Fuck Blow that Plastic Trumpet part 2
- 7.Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
- 8.Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment?
- 9.Street Lamp
- 10.Dear Moby
- 11.Schoolies Week
- 12.The Horse, not the Horseshit
- 13.Most of us are Nice!
- 14.Did you Watch or make TV
- 15.Come Back DJ Your Record Is Scratched
- 16.You're a Long Way From Home, Part 1
- 17.Boot Party
- 18.Preening Dumb Tool
- 19.Intermission
- 20.Channel Turd
- 21.Fatboy Slim Dusty
- 22.You're a Long Way From Home Part 2
- 23.Sell Out
- 24.Honk If You Love Fred Durst
- 25.You're a Long Way From Home Part 3
- 26.X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
- 27.Survey
- 28.Fourteen Years In Rowille
- 29.TISM Album Fails
- 30.Who The Fuck Blow That Plastic Trumpet Part 3
- 31.BFW
TISM - Ten Points for a Razor Scooter
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