When you head out tonight in your quest
For excellence in theater I won't be there
I slammed my finger in the car door by accident
But I salute you in your ongoing quest for excellence in theater
What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theater in Towson
And the secret rock show
This will make more sense as we go
As you navigate the rotary on your way
To park your car by the theater I'll hold your sweater
My leg is in a bear trap, I'm unable to attend
But I applaud you and I'll jealously read your blog after the show
What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theater in Towson
And the secret rock show
I have stood outside the entrance for 25 of your earth years
I've mastered breathing oxygen and learned the human art
Of wearing clothes, but I shall never have the pleasure
Of knowing what goes on in that theater
What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theater in Towson
And the secret rock show
What's it like in there? I will never know
The Recher Theater in Towson
And the secret rock show
Normally we would play that again
Just to try to get it right, but
Writer(s): John Flansburgh, John S Linnell
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