Shape Shifter Lyrics

I've got a big old problem I've got a big old problem I've got a big old problem Shape shifters all around
Where did my world go?
One minute everything is Home and friends and New York Times and lawn Beware the blob they said How was I to know they meant the UPS delivery man The koi in the tank and the anchorwoman?
I've got a big old problem I've got a big old problem I've got a big old problem Shape shifters all around
Shape shifter, shape shifter You gotta quit that
Shifting of shapes
I accepted what you were and then
Everything changed
And I don't want to live in any place where the people are shifting their shapes
They're such a liar

They said the planet wouldn't Undulate and then burst into flames
What used to be my house?
Is it that purple tentacle?
Or is that the TV repairman?
The clarinet?
The vegetable stand?
I've got a big old problem
I've got a big old problem
I've got a big old problem
Shape shifters all around
Shape shifter, shape shifter You gotta quit that
Shifting of shapes
I accepted what you were and then
Everything changed
And I don't want to live in any place where the people are shifting their shapes
I've got a big old problem
I've got a big old problem
I've got a big old problem
Shape shifters all around
If you're someone I used to know
I sure don't recognize you so
I'm only hanging round amorphous mounds
In the town where nothing familiar can be found
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