Myzsterious Mizster Jones Lyrics

Myzsterious Mizster Jones
He'll wanna read your palm and keep you calm
Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tattoo going down his arm
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Well, he's the living proof of eternal youth
Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth
And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double daeling hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

He's into shooting stars, eccentric cars
Grew up fussing, fighting in the bars
All he's got to show for it's the battle scars
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones

Whatever makes him tick, go take your pick
With a five line rhyming limerick
Is it his silver tongue? Well, maybe that's the trick
Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones

Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero, to bring you down to zero
His origins unknown and he ain't got no home
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
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