She's been in my class for two to three years,
And ever since I saw her I'm helpless,
I wanna kiss her every minute of the day,
But that is never gonna happen anyway.
Oh Tina, why can't you be my girl,
Oh Tina, I'd fight the whole wide world.
I'm in love with Tina,
The nicest girl I know,
But Tina is a rugmuncher,
And so I am alone.
I know that Tina had boyfriends before,
She was confused but now she's not confused anymore,
Why in the world can't I hold that girls hand,
My heart is broken and I don't think it's gonna mend.
Oh Tina, why can't you be my girl,
Oh Tina, I'd fight the whole wide world.
I'm in love with Tina,
The nicest girl I know,
But Tina is a rugmuncher,
And so I am alone.
The only girl I ever loved turned out to be a dyke,
How can I be happy if she is not around,
I wish I was a lesbian, then she could be mine.
Then she could be mine, then she could be mine.