Good Day, Good Sir Lyrics

{people applauding}
{classical music in background}
Ah such sweet sound
The fiddler on the fucking roof

Is that Mr. Bentley Farnsworth?

Indeed it is, sir.

Good day, good sir. How do you do? Look fine!

Fantasically well, I am certainly not Fine by far,
But you could say I'm close to Spectacular.

Close to Spectacular? How so?

Open your eyes Spectacular's right in front of you!

Whatever you say. You're Spectacular.

No, I'm Fantasically Well.

Come on, man, make up your mind.
A minute ago you said you were Fine.

No, I said I'm close to Spectacular but I'm meeting Fine in a minute.

Close to Spectacular? You said you were Fantasically Well!

Exactly!

Exactly? Which one are you? Close to spectacular or Fantasically Well?

I am certainly and without a doubt Fantasically Well,
And was close to Spectacular, but I must say, Good Sir, you just
Pissed Spectacular off (people in background:"oooooh!") and don't even mention exactly. But here comes
Fine right now...

{sound of heels clicking on floor}

Oh Lord, she IS Fine...

Gentlemen?

Behold

(both)A Lady