War on Errorism Commercial Lyrics

But wait: there's more!
But wait: there's still more!
There's still, still more!
FAT MIKE: Dude ... that one didn't make the record.
EL HEFE: Oh. Well, how about this one:
FAT MIKE: That one didn't make the record, either.
EL HEFE: What about the classic "One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville?"
FAT MIKE: Dude ... we're saving that one for Punk-O-Rama 28.
EL HEFE: Well, what about the one where I play the guitar lead?
And don't miss special guest vocalist, Eric Melvin!

ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
EL HEFE: Once again, that's:
ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
EL HEFE: Well, there you go, punk rock fans. Don't forget to go out and get the new NOFX album, the War on Errorism, at an independent record store near you.