She's Nubs Lyrics

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It's kind of hard to wear high heels,
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Or slip on banana peels
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How does she get in and out of tubs
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I hope she dont get mad,
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I hope she thinks this song is good not bad

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Cuz we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs

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No fingers no toes she doesnt own elbows,
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No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
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She dont need knuckes or hands to go see punk rock bands
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Shes always in the stands, shes nubs

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She cant pick up a phone, she cant get dressed alone
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Shes got no funny bone, shes nubs
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No shoes for feet but we sure do think shes neat,
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Shes nubs, shes nubs, shes nubs

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I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto
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I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
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It was time for us to leave,
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So I grabbed and shook her sleeve
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And told her i'd see her at the next club
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She got into a pack
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And some guy put her on his back
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She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
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She's got beauitful eyes
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And breasts regular size
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But without calves and thighs, shes nubs
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Its hard to give good head
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Or get tied to a bed
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When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

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She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...

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She may not walk the walk
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And she may not like to talk
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But boy she sure knows how to rock, shes nubs