My vagina has 2 sets of lips, but I don't get
Monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin they took my outtie and made it an in changing Donnie to
Marie Osmand
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a
Miniature hole gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass I go from front to back cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a vagina
Writer(s): Michael John Burkett
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