Luigi&the Wise Guys Songtext

von Frank Zappa

YOU-YOU-YOU-OOO
LOOK LIKE A DOR-R-R-K
YOU ACT LIKE A DORK
MOST OF THE TIME, ALSO

YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K
YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
NOBODY WANTS TO...

YOU ARE BORING... YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
YOU EAT CHEESE - YOU EAT CHEESE AND OTHER THINGS
YOU CAN CAN WRAP IT UP AN' TAKE IT WITH YOU
FROM THE TABLE
WITH LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE

YOU ARE A DORK!
YOU ARE A DORK, DORK, DORK, DOR-R-R-R-K!
YOU ARE A DOUBLE-DORK BUTT RASH
THERE'S ONE IN EVERY CREW - DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
WE KNOW, BUT WE WON'T TELL YOU

WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS
BUT YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K!
MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT IT
WHEN YOU'RE A DORK
YOU'RE A DORK, BY THE WAY
YOU'RE A DORK
A DOUBLE
A DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH
A DOUBLE BUTT RASH DORK
LUIGI & THE WISE GUYS AT THE TABLE

YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK
LOOK LIKE A DORK
YOU ACT LIKE A DORK MOST OF THE TIME
YOU'RE A DOR-R-R-R-K

DOUBLE DORK
DOUBLE DORK
DOUBLE DORK BUTT RASH