Bwana Dik Lyrics

My God Madge...you Voluptuous New York City Slit... Why Didn't You Tell Me Before? It Was So Hard To Tell With Your Little Blousey-poo On, But... Now That I See You... I Would Have Helped... I Didn't Know You Were So Obviously... Pregnant

I've Got The Thing You Need
I Am Endowed Beyond Your Wildest
Clearasil-spattered Fantasies, Oh Oh Oh...

Girls From All Over The World
Love To Write My Name In The Toilet Walls
Ta The Whisky A Go Go
For I'm Bwana Dik
I Am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik

My Dick Is A Monster
Give Me Your Heart
My Dick Is A Harley
You Kick It To Start
(chorus Line)when Bwana Dik Speaks
The Heavens Will Part
My Dick Is A Dagger
I'll Force It To Fit
My Dick Is A Reamer, Baby
To Scream Up Your Slit
Steam It! Ream It! Cream It!