Dogs Don’t Kill People Songtext

von Chris Moyles

Step away from that hutch,
Put that bunny down, before he puts you down, like (you see what i did)
Yeah, yeah,

Dogs don't kill people, wabbits do,
The truth is out there so we're here to tell you
Don't be fooled by this cute little bunny
Cause when he shoots you wont think its funny
Hoppin around in their little cartoon
You'll be nearer to death than those guys in cucoon
You never had had a dream as bad as this
When like a rabbit in a bad mood with a really big gun
These arent some nuns in habits
These are scary gun toting wabbits
Flopsy mopsy,
Dont be fooled cause these are the animals from the fluffy underworld.
Dont turn out that light at night
Cuz bunnies 'ear gonna give u a fright
If u find urself covered in claret look for the rabbit with the smoking carrot.

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo
Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people rabbits do
I lived in a forest so i know that its true
They'll turn ur mumma into minced meat
And then turn your horse into glue (glue)
So dont go laughing at this silly little rhyme
Rabbits do the killing but they dont do the time
If i could id b top of my class
Id take that wabbit and pop a cap in his ass
The truth is out, the wabbit has risen
But these damn rabbits aint ever go 2 prison
Bugs Bunny R.I.P
U can watch your rabbits in the cemetary

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo
Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
I look like a rabbit but i wouldnt kill you
They got big teeth and they dont do dental cuz most of these bunnys are absolutely mental
Heres a story u betta listen cuz after u hear it you wont be dissin'
Had a friend that ended up wacked got sent up to heaven and the rabbit even packed
So if you see a big eared bunny toting a gun and thinking its funny get out of his way or u might just kick it on his way to God with a 1 way ticket
Dont need armour, dont need tanks just a rabbit with a pistol down his pants
Theres rabbits everywhere in the park and the street
Theres rabbits every where that you hope you dont meet
Look at the man he thinks hes so cool,
Cruising down the road with the hoes and the hunnys,
So dont forget this silly little songs,
Dogs dont kill people its just bunnys

Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo
Dogs dont kill people, rabbits do
Summon elma thud
Woo woo woooo

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