Bimbo girl Songtext

von Chris Moyles

Hiya Bimbo
Ah, sod off
You wanna go for a ride?
Look I've told you...
Come on...

Just 'cos I'm a girl
Does not mean I'm a bimbo
I have blonde hair
That means you care

I just have to smile
Your pants stick out a mile
You think you can have me
You sad pervy

Come on silly
Touch my...
Leave it

I look like a doll
Some say quite horrible
But you like me
I'm a bike, me
Come here for a ride
Use something you can hide
I know what you men are
Have you got a tenner?

I'm a sad bimbo girl
The thickest in the world
I am dim, I am thick and I'm easy

You're a doll
Rock and roll
Your fake breasts will explode
And at school you failed your GCSEs

But I'm nice and I'm cute
And I like the smell of Brute

I'm a bimbo girl
In a bimbo world
Yes I'm tempting
But my head is emptying
You can buy me stuff
Three cars is not enough
Because you really want me
I'll spend all your money

Come on Bimbo lets go limbo
Just get stuffed
Come on Bimbo lets go limbo
Erm...?
Come on Bimbo lets go limbo
I've forgotten the question
Come on Bimbo lets go limbo
Erm...what?

I am just a nice girl
And my hair is in curls
And I know it looks blonde
But I dyed it

You look good, you look neat
I'm hungry, let me eat
Page nineteen of this book
Can we try it?

You get stuffed
You sad prat
I will break if I do that
I can't bend in that way
I'm not coming out to play