Ballad of tesco Songtext

von Chris Moyles

What did I do wrong?
Oh you forgot to do the shopping
But there were no shops open,
There's shops like Asda, Sainsburys, Waitros, Quick-save, Nettos and Co-op
Why do I have to go?
Oh I can't leave the dishes here,
But I don't have a club card,
There's money in my purse, which you can find in my bag
So what do we need when I go to the shops?
We need some milk and a loaf of bread
And I fancy pasta and maybe chicken too
Well I know a place, which is perfect for you...

Let's go to the supermarket,
Tescos, Tescos because they have everything that we need
I really like the range of fresh foods,
And they're open till nine

So how do I get there?
Oh don't be silly, take the car,
But it's running low on petrol,
But you can fill it up when you are there
So should I get some orange?
Yes, and can you get me some pears?
I think I'll get a paper,
Well that will please the neighbours as we always steel theirs
I'm getting more excited at the thought of it all,
Well please hurry up, as we've no food at all
This will be fun it will be such a lark,
It is lucky for us, they have a big car park

We're going to the supermarket,
Tescos, Tescos, I just can't wait, as it will be so good
Will we have enough time to do the whole store?
They're open till nine...