Christmas Celebration Lyrics

Christmas celebration
And all around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight cause
I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
Carolers are singing
Registers Ka-chinging
And thep resents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
'Cause the eggnog always makes me sick


(Chorus)
You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese that he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of Christmas cheer
And they've knocked me screaming overboard

2x
(Chorus)

Christmas celebration
And all around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight cause
I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

4x
The pagentry is such a bore