Kyle - The Lonely Jew On Christmas Songtext

von South Park

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends won't let me join in any games.
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree,
Or leave water out for Rudolph,
'Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe
In Jesus Christ's divinity.
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And in stead of eating ham
I have to eat kosher latkas,
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
"Hoo Hach Do Gaveesh".
And what the fuck is up with lighting
All these fucking candles, tell me please.
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew,
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew, on Christmas.