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Why the hell we waiting in line?
A billion cars in front and behind
We're going the way of the Dinosour and they'll make petrol out of us next time and everything would be alright if this coffin that I'm in was a kite, I'd sail on home to my TV set I'm glad Sopranos are on sunday night

Hey you in the car in fron of me I've got a message for you could you pass it on to the guy sitting in the car in front of you ask him to pass it along too
If we all drive 25-we're getting nowhere
If we all drive 75-we'll get there faster
If we all drive a 105-we'll get to heaven on time

Bumper to bumper grumps all racing to get oveer the hump then we realize what's on the other side and it's no wonde why we come undone
But I don't let it get me down, I just take a look around, my windshield is a movie screen and everybody's acting like a clown.

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And in the endzone we see a couch with our TV dinner eyes and if you see my window rolling down I've got a chainsaw for a mouth to cut you downt to size.

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