I Wish I Was Lyrics

Well, I wish I was a cat, sitting on a rug:
Pretty girls would pick me up, they give me a hug
They stroke me and pet me on my head
And all those wonderful things I see sleeping on a bed!

Well, I wish I was
Well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone
Someone else, not me! (2x)

Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall:
All those mucky things, I would see them all!
She walks around in a flimsy little nighty
And when she takes that nighty off, oh gosh, oh Lord, how mighty!

Well, I wish I was
Well, I wish I could be
Well, I wish I was someone
Someone else, not me! (2x)

Well, I wish I was a brassier and spend my life in lust
Ride on the girls jumper and round the girls bust!
I would be a hold-up man like Butch Cassidy
And over the shoulder hold a brassier life for me!

But I wish I was
But I wish I could be
But I wish I was someone
Someone else, not me! (4x)