Police [Skit] Songtext

von Sean Paul

Officer:
Pull ova man, pull ova, pull ova
Stop right here so
Lock off your car
Step out the vehicle wit you documents, please
Hmm, You know why I pull yu ova?

Sean Paul:
Ahh, officer bwoy,me ina rush

Officer:
Did I give yu the right to blow trough di stop light like that

Sean Paul:
Gee, me never even see it, me neva see--

Officer:
Licence and registration, licence and registration please

Sean Paul:
Aright, everyting is in order

O:
Sean Paul, you in trouble Sean Paul bwoy, what you do?

SP:
Bwoy me a DJ, you know

O:
DJ, Oh! Disc Jockey, a mean u play on da radio?

SP:
No man, no

O:
What station you play?

SP:
No, I'm a artis

O:
Artist, a you paint house, you paint...what you paint?

SP:
No, No, No, musical artist

O:
Music artist, you play instrument, look inside di car if u see any instrument
Inside there

SP:
Hol on, Hol on nuh, you a get me wrong, you know, Sean Paul, man, Entertainer

O:
Enter--Oh, me know all a unnu, I know entertainer, Oh pass me di newspaper
Let me see di entertainmenr section and see Mr. Sean Paul is in the
Entertainment section. mmm, sean....paul. I see one man inside here so, wit
Orange hair, head look like carpet, him na look like u at all, u know. I see a
Nex one here so, im wear a dark glasses....and I don't see....a dreadlocks one,
But you don't have dreadlocks? say u need dreadlocks in yu business you know,
You need dreadlocks

SP:
I nah really put in dreadlocks

O:
But your not in di paper at all, I don't see Sean Paul in di paper. You just
Not in the paper,from you not in the paper, you nah popular, thats how I see,
In my books thats how it is, you not popular at---

(O sniffs)
What is dat? What is that cologne? Is weed, hmm? Jesus, Its weed the man stink
A weed, you know? Bwoy stink a weed, come on! Impound the vehicle! Sleep ina
Jail tonight, that it! Yu goose cook now! You tried to fool me up before, you