The Devil Came to Bethlehem Lyrics

Oseph and Mary are so bad
Kissin' in the park, kissin' in the park, kissin' in the park
He practices dentistry without a liscence
But it's alright cause Mary's read the books and she's got his back

They're saving up for a trip to France
Gonna leave the baby with one of the in-laws
Just long enough to see the Eiffel Tower and back
Wear her red scarf and booze on the airplane

The Devil come to Bethlehem
With a Bible and an alarm clock
The Devil come to Bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the dark

Joseph and Mary are so sad
Sittin' in a park in Paris, France reading the news and it sure looks bad
A pile of empty postcards on their lap
Nothing bright to write and nothing good to send

The Devil come to Bethlehem
With a Bible and an alarm clock
The Devil come to Bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the

Darkness is less frightening than the
Lightness is less frightening than the dark

Joseph and Mary are so dead
Honest it's been years, it's been years, it's been many many years
All their descendants are long buried and gone
And their closest blood-relative works in a Philadelphia Sears

Walkin on water in his own bathtub
Turnin that water into wine

The Devil come to Bethlehem
With a Bible and an alarm clock
The Devil come to Bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the

Darkness is less frightening than the
Lightness is less frightening than the
Darkness is less frightening than the
Lightness is less frightening than the dark